For the Friend Who Gets You.

Some friendships defy explanation — and this card nails it perfectly. This laugh-out-loud greeting card from Primitives by Kathy delivers a punchline that only a true friend will fully appreciate. Equal parts hilarious and heartfelt, it's the card that says exactly what words usually can't.

Card Details

• Outside: "Friendship is like pissing your pants."
• Inside: "Everyone can see it but only you can feel its true warmth. Thank you... For being the piss in my pants."
• Blank space inside for a personalized message
• Proudly made in the USA

Perfect Gift For...

• Your best friend who has a great sense of humor
• Friendiversaries, just-because moments, or any occasion
• The person who's been there through everything
• Pairing with a small gift for an extra laugh

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
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