Bring a little holiday mischief to cocktail hour. These Drinks on Me Christmas napkins pair bold red-and-green designs with two cheeky sayings, one on each side.

Double the Holiday Humor

• “Before I lose my phone, end up naked and arrested I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas”
• “Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if anyone gets a remote control for Christmas, I’m gonna need that back.”

Party-Ready Details

• 20 double-sided, 3-ply paper napkins per package
• 5 x 5 inches
• Made in Germany

A Laugh for the Host

Set them beside holiday drinks or tuck a pack into a hostess gift for the friend who loves a festive gathering and a little adult humor.

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Apple Valley, Minnesota (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories, intimates, consumables and food items, customized Items, seasonal Items, sale/clearance items.
• HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY: Orders placed on or between Nov 1st and December 24th will be eligible for return until January 8th.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.