Sorry. (Kind Of.)
Defuse conflicts and avoid the humbling, awkward act of actually saying “I’m sorry” with this handy paper workaround. The Apology Nifty Note Pad by Knock Knock is an official-looking apology form complete with To/From/Date fields, an Infraction line, and a comprehensive list of reasons for your behavior. Just fill in the blanks, hand it over — and hey presto, problem solved!
Reason(s) for My Behavior
I was in a foul mood · It seemed like a good idea · I ran out of my meds · I was feeling insecure · You were pushing my buttons · I was being selfish · I forgot · I didn’t know · I wasn’t thinking · It just happened · I was planning a surprise for you · I had no idea it would hurt you · Mercury was in retrograde · I needed to vent · I was traumatized in childhood · You were nearby · I was tired · I was hungry · I was drunk · Someone else made me do it · I forgot you didn’t like that · I couldn’t help myself · I hate you · I’m in love with you · I’m a schmuck
Good to Know
This note represents my awareness that my words or actions in some way upset, hurt, or otherwise alienated you. In light of this understanding, I ☐ definitely will ☐ will not do it again. Signed: ___________
Details
4" x 5.25" | 50 sheets | By Knock Knock | ISBN: 9781683493976
Sorry. (Kind Of.)
Defuse conflicts and avoid the humbling, awkward act of actually saying “I’m sorry” with this handy paper workaround. The Apology Nifty Note Pad by Knock Knock is an official-looking apology form complete with To/From/Date fields, an Infraction line, and a comprehensive list of reasons for your behavior. Just fill in the blanks, hand it over — and hey presto, problem solved!
Reason(s) for My Behavior
I was in a foul mood · It seemed like a good idea · I ran out of my meds · I was feeling insecure · You were pushing my buttons · I was being selfish · I forgot · I didn’t know · I wasn’t thinking · It just happened · I was planning a surprise for you · I had no idea it would hurt you · Mercury was in retrograde · I needed to vent · I was traumatized in childhood · You were nearby · I was tired · I was hungry · I was drunk · Someone else made me do it · I forgot you didn’t like that · I couldn’t help myself · I hate you · I’m in love with you · I’m a schmuck
Good to Know
This note represents my awareness that my words or actions in some way upset, hurt, or otherwise alienated you. In light of this understanding, I ☐ definitely will ☐ will not do it again. Signed: ___________
Details
4" x 5.25" | 50 sheets | By Knock Knock | ISBN: 9781683493976