Humorous greeting card that reads:

Outside: The officer said," You drinking?" I said, "You Buying?" We just laughed and laughed. Inside: Let's get together soon. Bring bail money.

Made in USA

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Apple Valley, Minnesota (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories, intimates, consumables and food items, customized Items, seasonal Items, sale/clearance items.
• HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY: Orders placed on or between Nov 1st and December 24th will be eligible for return until January 8th.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.