Serve up a little family-gathering humor with these Drinks on Me Christmas cocktail napkins. Festive red-and-green designs pair two cheeky sayings, one on each side, for laughs between sips.

Two Sides of Holiday Humor

• “The holidays wouldn’t be complete without me questioning if I’m actually related to these people”
• “And when Santa squeezes his fat ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.” — Clark Griswold

Party-Ready Details

• 20 double-sided, 3-ply paper napkins per package
• 5 x 5 inches
• Made in Germany

A Laugh for the Host

Set them beside holiday cocktails or tuck a pack into a hostess gift for the friend who loves their family and a little adult humor.

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