Give doomscrolling a rest and your bathroom reading a sense of humor. Deep Toilet Thoughts mixes games, puzzles, quizzes, and delightfully silly wisdom for a more entertaining visit to the throne. Leave it in the guest bathroom for a laugh or wrap it up for someone who appreciates a cheeky gift.

Throne-Room Entertainment

• Games, puzzles, and quizzes to keep your mind occupied
• Profound-yet-silly affirmations and “deep thoughts” for a lighthearted break
• A funny pick for housewarmings, hostess gifts, Dad, white elephant exchanges, or Secret Santa

Book Details

• Water-resistant hardcover with foil stamping and debossing
• 88 pages
• Measures 8.5 × 5.5 inches

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Apple Valley, Minnesota (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories, intimates, consumables and food items, customized Items, seasonal Items, sale/clearance items.
• HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY: Orders placed on or between Nov 1st and December 24th will be eligible for return until January 8th.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.