Daily Pep Talks That Won't Pep You Up

Some days you need a little encouragement. This is the calendar for everyone who suspects encouragement is overrated. The Disappointing Affirmations 2027 Daily Calendar from Chronicle Books, by Dave Tarnowski, delivers a fresh page of deadpan anti-motivation for every day of the year, all wrapped in a cheerful sky-and-clouds cover that looks inspirational from across the room.

Today's featured affirmation says it all: Have a panic attack. You've earned it.

Why You'll Love This

• A fresh page of affirmations for every day of 2027
• Deadpan humor from Dave Tarnowski
• Daily motivation you can actually relate to
• The sky-and-clouds cover keeps things deceptively inspiring

Perfect Gift For...

• The friend who has been through a year
• White elephant and Secret Santa exchanges
• Desk mates, coworkers, and home offices
• Anyone whose love language is sarcasm

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