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Toxic positivity is a drag. Failure is always an option. The Disappointing Affirmations Deck from national bestselling author Dave Tarnowski — the visionary behind the 2.4-million+ follower @DisappointingAffirmations Instagram account — is a hilariously realistic card deck that offers clear-eyed guidance and sympathetic wisdom for a disappointing world.
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How to Use
Select a card daily, weekly, or moment-by-moment as the need arises. Use them to cut through the noise, find realistic motivation, get things done — or don’t. Sample wisdom inside: “You will get through this, I promise you. / You don’t really have a choice.”
Deck Details
- Affirmation card deck with hilariously realistic guidance
- From Dave Tarnowski, creator of @DisappointingAffirmations (2.4M+ followers)
- National bestselling author
A Gift for the Realistically Minded
A perfect gift for anyone who’s over toxic positivity — and everyone who appreciates honest, darkly funny wisdom. Great for daily use, desk display, or gifting to the friend who keeps it real.
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