When scrolling to your birth year feels like spinning the Wheel of Fortune, it's time to laugh about it. These double-sided cocktail napkins pair a cheeky smartphone birthday joke with “I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.” Purple, turquoise, and pale blue details with white raindrops add a colorful touch to the drinks table.

Party-Ready Details

• 20 paper cocktail napkins per package
• 5 × 5 inches with 3-ply construction
• Double-sided design featuring two different jokes
• Made in Germany for Drinks on Me
• Adult humor with explicit language

Celebrate With a Laugh

Set them beside the cocktails for a birthday gathering, or tuck a pack into a hostess gift for the friend who dreams of a little extra help at home.

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Apple Valley, Minnesota (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
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• HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY: Orders placed on or between Nov 1st and December 24th will be eligible for return until January 8th.
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