A greeting card displaying a fun vintage black and white photograph complemented with a humorous birthday inspired sentiment. Greeting card features "If You Eat Cake Fast Enough..." sentiment on the outside and "Your Exercise App Will Think You're Walking. Happy Birthday!" sentiment on the inside with space to add a personalized message.

Our Eat Cake greeting card is a hilarious gifting option for birthdays. Proudly made in the USA.

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
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Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories, intimates, consumables and food items, customized Items, seasonal Items, sale/clearance items.
• HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY: Orders placed on or between Nov 1st and December 24th will be eligible for return until January 8th.
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