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Give them a birthday laugh with this hilarious Avanti Press card featuring a chicken taking the stage under the message, “You’re so old…” Inside, a bright yellow spread delivers a whole lineup of playful aging jokes, from dinosaur-era driving tests to candles costing more than the cake.

What’s Inside
  • Front message: “You’re so old…”
  • Funny chicken-on-stage design
  • Interior jokes about getting older
  • Interior greeting: “Happy Birthday”
Details
  • Printed on recycled paper
  • Size: 4.75 x 6.7 inches
  • Brand: Avanti Press
  • Product type: humorous birthday greeting card
Perfect For

Send it to a friend, sibling, coworker, parent, or anyone who enjoys a little good-natured birthday teasing. It’s a fun pick for milestone birthdays and the person who can take an age joke with a smile.

Funny Birthday Card, You’re So Old Chicken

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Give them a birthday laugh with this hilarious Avanti Press card featuring a chicken taking the stage under the message, “You’re so old…” Inside, a bright yellow spread delivers a whole lineup of playful aging jokes, from dinosaur-era driving tests to candles costing more than the cake.

What’s Inside
  • Front message: “You’re so old…”
  • Funny chicken-on-stage design
  • Interior jokes about getting older
  • Interior greeting: “Happy Birthday”
Details
  • Printed on recycled paper
  • Size: 4.75 x 6.7 inches
  • Brand: Avanti Press
  • Product type: humorous birthday greeting card
Perfect For

Send it to a friend, sibling, coworker, parent, or anyone who enjoys a little good-natured birthday teasing. It’s a fun pick for milestone birthdays and the person who can take an age joke with a smile.

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