Funny Double-Sided Cocktail Napkins – Please Be Patient, I’m From the 1900s

Getting older comes with a sense of humor—and these Funny Double-Sided Cocktail Napkins – Please Be Patient, I’m From the 1900s from Drinks on Me are ready to bring the laughs to your next party, happy hour, or birthday celebration.

Each napkin features two different funny sayings, one on each side:

“Please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900’s.”

and

“You know you’re getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to.”

As the original double-sided napkin, Drinks on Me gives your guests twice the fun in one party essential. These 3-ply paper cocktail napkins are perfect for serving drinks and appetizers while adding humor and personality to your entertaining setup.

Each package includes 20 double-sided 5" x 5" napkins, making them a fun addition to milestone birthdays, girls’ nights, happy hours, retirement parties, or any gathering where getting older is best celebrated with a good laugh.

Shop Charming Lily Boutique & Gifts, a family-owned boutique in Apple Valley, Minnesota—proudly serving the Twin Cities with clothing, accessories, and unique gifts, plus fast, reliable shipping.

❤️ Why You’ll Love It

• Features two different funny sayings—one on each side
• Double-sided design gives guests twice the laughs
• Fun conversation starter for parties and happy hours
• Durable 3-ply paper construction
• Includes 20 cocktail napkins per package
• Adds humor and personality to your bar cart or party table
• Makes a fun and affordable gift for anyone with a sense of humor

🎁 Perfect For

• Milestone birthday parties
• 40th, 50th, 60th and beyond birthdays
• Retirement parties
• Girls’ nights
• Happy hours
• Cocktail parties
• Dinner parties
• Hostess gifts
• Funny birthday gifts
• Stocking stuffers
• White elephant gifts
• Anyone who remembers the 1900s