Funny Double-Sided Cocktail Napkins – Getting Old & Shag Carpet

Getting older comes with plenty of laughs—and these Funny Double-Sided Cocktail Napkins – Getting Old & Shag Carpet from Drinks on Me are ready to bring the humor to your next party, birthday celebration, or happy hour.

Each napkin features two different hilarious aging-themed sayings, one on each side:

“You know you’re getting old when you clean to the music you used to party to.”

and

“When I was your age, I had to walk 10 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.”

As the original double-sided napkin, Drinks on Me gives your guests two funny designs in one party essential. These 3-ply paper cocktail napkins are perfect for serving cocktails, wine, appetizers, and snacks while adding a nostalgic dose of humor to any gathering.

Each package includes 20 double-sided 5" x 5" napkins, making them a fun choice for milestone birthdays, retirement parties, class reunions, happy hours, and gifts for friends who appreciate a good joke about getting older.

Shop Charming Lily Boutique & Gifts, a family-owned boutique in Apple Valley, Minnesota—proudly serving the Twin Cities with clothing, accessories, and unique gifts, plus fast, reliable shipping.

❤️ Why You’ll Love It

• Features two different funny aging-themed sayings
• Double-sided design delivers twice the laughs
• Combines relatable humor with a touch of nostalgia
• Perfect for milestone birthdays and retirement celebrations
• Durable 3-ply paper construction
• Includes 20 cocktail napkins per package
• A fun conversation starter for parties and gatherings

🎁 Perfect For

• Milestone birthday parties
• 40th, 50th, 60th, and 70th birthdays
• Retirement parties
• Class reunions
• Happy hours
• Cocktail parties
• Girls’ nights
• Friends with a great sense of humor
• Funny birthday gifts
• Retirement gifts
• Hostess gifts
• White elephant gifts