If you’ve ever ended an evening with, “Welp, I’ll go ahead and get outta your hair,” A Guide to Midwestern Conversation will feel like a familiar handshake—with eye contact. Written by born-and-bred Midwesterner Taylor Kay Phillips, this affectionate, self-deprecating guide explores the phrases and friendly meanings behind Midwestern conversation.

What You’ll Discover

• What “I didn’t really care for it” can actually mean
• What counts as “a short drive” in the Midwest
• Why sports talk starts early and lasts a lifetime
• The friendly phrases and social cues that shape Midwestern conversation

A Warm, Funny Look at Midwestern Life

From saying soda and pop interchangeably to growing up with tornado drills in school, this book celebrates the language and habits of a people known for their kindness. It’s a wink, a hug, and a firm handshake to Midwesterners everywhere.

Perfect Gift For...

Midwesterners, Midwest transplants, regional-culture fans, humor lovers, new neighbors, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh about everyday conversation.

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