How May I Offend You Today? — Funny Socks

For the person who wakes up, chooses chaos, and looks great doing it. These socks are the perfect gift for your most delightfully unfiltered friend — or honestly, yourself.

A sharp argyle pattern in navy, lime green, white, and two shades of blue. Sarcastic on the outside, surprisingly soft on the inside.

Details

• Unisex sizing — Men's 6–11, Women's 7.5–12
• Soft, durable cotton blend — premium quality you won't expect from a novelty sock
• Design on both sides
• Pre-washed and pre-shrunk
• High needle count for crisp, well-defined graphics

A great gift under $15 for birthdays, holidays, or any Tuesday that calls for a little attitude. No apologies included.

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Apple Valley, Minnesota (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories, intimates, consumables and food items, customized Items, seasonal Items, sale/clearance items.
• HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY: Orders placed on or between Nov 1st and December 24th will be eligible for return until January 8th.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.