Bring a little cheeky humor to your next reading session with this beaded bookmark featuring the quote, “I Don’t Watch Porn. I Read It Like a F*cking Lady.” Its floral design, gloss highlights, and silky tassel make it a fun way to keep your place in a favorite book.

Features

• Floral design with gloss highlights
• Silky matching tassel with a hand-selected accent bead
• Sturdy, smooth-finish card stock
• Printed ruler on the back with inches and centimeters
• Protective transparent plastic sleeve included

Details

• Measures 2-1/2 inches wide x 7-1/8 inches high
• Barcode: 9781441341440

Perfect Gift For...

• Adult readers with a playful sense of humor
• Book lovers who enjoy witty gifts
• Funny gift exchanges and literary surprises

Safety

Warning: Choking hazard due to small parts. Not for children under 3 years.

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