Don't Watch Porn Beaded Funny Bookmark

''I Don't Watch Porn. I Read It Like a F*cking Lady.'' Don't lose your place in that torrid tome of yours! Fun beaded bookmark features a floral design and is embellished with gloss highlights. Attached: A silky matching tassel with a hand-selected accent bead. Bookmark is printed on sturdy, smooth-finish card stock. A bonus on the back: A handy printed ruler in inches and centimeters.

Bookmark measures 2-1/2'' wide x 7-1/8'' high. Bookmark is encased in a protective transparent plastic sleeve.

Warning: Choking hazard, small parts. Not for children under 3 years.