Judgy Fish Coloring Book | Funny Adult Coloring Book | Brass Monkey

Dive into a sea of sass. The Judgy Fish Coloring Book by Brass Monkey reels in 80 pages of snarky underwater side-eye — grumpy, unimpressed fish paired with hilariously salty quotes. Perfect for stress relief, sarcasm, and coloring outside the lines.

Meet the School

Sarcastic salmon. Passive-aggressive pufferfish. Downright judgy goldfish. Each page features vintage-style aquatic illustrations and razor-sharp one-liners that make it clear: these fish are not here to make friends. It’s the perfect mashup of art and attitude.

Book Details

• 80 pages of snarky, vintage-style aquatic illustrations
• Hilariously salty quotes on every page
• 8.5" x 10" format
• Thick, high-quality paper with single-sided pages — ideal for markers, pencils, or any medium
• Frame them, share them, or keep them for your own passive-aggressive pleasure
• By Brass Monkey | Published by Chronicle Books

A Gift for the Sarcasm Lover

A perfect birthday gift, holiday gift, or just-because gift for ocean lovers, drama queens, or anyone who’s ever felt silently judged by a pet betta. Great for anyone who needs a little deep-sea shade in their life.