Serve your next round with a side of unapologetic sarcasm. These double-sided cocktail napkins pair a PMS, OCD, and ADD joke with “Them: Can you multitask? Me: Yes, I’m actually losing my shit and relaxing at the same time.” Bold blue, lime green, and pink details bring a colorful punch to happy hour.

Party-Ready Details

• 20 paper cocktail napkins per package
• 5 × 5 inches with 3-ply construction
• Double-sided design with two different jokes
• Made in Germany for Drinks on Me
• Adult humor with explicit language

For Your Unfiltered Friends

Set them beside the drinks for a grown-up gathering, or tuck a pack into a hostess gift for someone who shares your irreverent sense of humor.

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Apple Valley, Minnesota (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories, intimates, consumables and food items, customized Items, seasonal Items, sale/clearance items.
• HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY: Orders placed on or between Nov 1st and December 24th will be eligible for return until January 8th.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.