A humorous greeting card featuring vintage photography with outside "Look, I'm Not Saying You're Old..." and inside "I'm Just Saying If You Were Milk I'd Sniff You First." sentiments. Made in the USA.

Shipping:

• Weight based US shipping or FREE on orders over $99!
• Orders are processed and shipped out within 24-48 hours.
• FREE local pickup is available in Apple Valley, Minnesota (Choose option at checkout.)

Returns: 

• Returns must be requested and postmarked to us within 14 days from your date of purchase.
• Your item/s to be returned must be in new condition (tags still attached, no odor, pet hair, or other user damage/wear/tear)
• Returns are eligible for store credit only.
• Items that are final sale and cannot be returned: accessories, intimates, consumables and food items, customized Items, seasonal Items, sale/clearance items.
• HOLIDAY RETURN POLICY: Orders placed on or between Nov 1st and December 24th will be eligible for return until January 8th.
• Shipping charges (original and return) are the customer’s responsibility.