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A little dry humor belongs beside the drinks. These double-sided cocktail napkins pair “Most people can’t tell if I’m being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.” with a free marriage tip: “Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.” Teal, light blue, and navy geometric details add a crisp splash of color to happy hour.

Party-Ready Details
  • 20 paper cocktail napkins per package
  • 5 × 5 inches with 3-ply construction
  • Double-sided design featuring two different jokes
  • Made in Germany for Drinks on Me
Bring the Laughs

Set a stack beside your cocktail glasses or add a pack to a hostess gift for the friend whose sarcasm is part of the charm.

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Smartass & Free Marriage Tip Cocktail Napkins

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A little dry humor belongs beside the drinks. These double-sided cocktail napkins pair “Most people can’t tell if I’m being sincere or a smartass. It’s kind of a gift.” with a free marriage tip: “Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.” Teal, light blue, and navy geometric details add a crisp splash of color to happy hour.

Party-Ready Details
  • 20 paper cocktail napkins per package
  • 5 × 5 inches with 3-ply construction
  • Double-sided design featuring two different jokes
  • Made in Germany for Drinks on Me
Bring the Laughs

Set a stack beside your cocktail glasses or add a pack to a hostess gift for the friend whose sarcasm is part of the charm.

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