Give your next gathering a laugh about growing older. These double-sided cocktail napkins pair “Texting for Seniors” acronyms, including “BFF: Best Friend Fell,” with a grandpa joke about the real reason he still calls Grandma darling, beautiful, and honey. Peach, pink, and burgundy polka dots bring a cheerful touch to the drinks table.

Party-Ready Details

• 20 paper cocktail napkins per package
• 5 × 5 inches with 3-ply construction
• Double-sided design featuring two different jokes
• Made in Germany for Drinks on Me

Celebrate With a Smile

Set them beside the drinks for a birthday or retirement party, or tuck a pack into a gift for grandparents who enjoy a little friendly teasing.

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