Birthday Old Enough to S*it Your Pants Card

You're almost old enough to shit your pants.  Hooray! Give the old people in your life a card that says how old they really are! Each card is handmade with high-quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive, and embellishments.

Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve.

Card size 4.25 in x 5.5 in A2 envelope color recycled kraft brown envelope size 4.375 in x 5.75 in A2 material paper inside blank.