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For the friend who’s one slow blink away from snapping—this lotion is a gentle shove back into serenity. With warm vanilla and soft jasmine, this scent says “I got you” while your to-do list screams “good luck.”
Formulated with premium ingredients that leave skin feeling silky-smooth, not greasy. The 2oz size makes it ideal for tossing in a purse, gym bag, or carry-on. Whether they’re treating themselves or gifting their ride-or-die, this lotion delivers moisture and main character energy.
• Cruelty Free
• Women Owned and Operated
• Ships Fast and Free
• Premium Ingredients
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Calm The Fuck Down - 2oz Mini Lotion
Sale price$7.99